My, main squeeze baby mama, girlfriend and wife, says to me;
Gaby, would you please make me a drink? I like the way you make them, they’re the best.
Me as a good, main squeeze baby papa that I am, go prepare the drink.
Then, I hear;
Oh! But you need to add this first and then this and then that.
Hol’ up a minute, I thought my drinks were the best?
